Every year since 1976, Michigan’s Lake Superior State University has released a thoughtful and humorous “List of Words Banished from the Queen’s English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness”. Here is the 2023 (and forty-eighth annual) edition, for your reading enjoyment on this New Year’s Day:
GOAT — The acronym for Greatest of All Time gets the goat of petitioners and judges for overuse, misuse, and uselessness. “Applied to everyone and everything from athletes to chicken wings,” an objector declared. “How can anyone or anything be the GOAT, anyway?” Records fall; time continues. Some sprinkle GOAT like table salt on “anyone who’s really good.” Another wordsmith: ironically, “goat” once suggested something unsuccessful; now, GOAT is an indiscriminate flaunt.
INFLECTION POINT — Mathematical term that entered everyday parlance and lost its original meaning. This year’s version of “pivot,” banished in 2021. “Chronic throat-clearing from historians, journalists, scientists, or politicians. Its ubiquity has driven me to an inflection point of throwing soft objects about whenever I hear it,” a quipster recounted. “Inflection point has reached its saturation point and point of departure,” proclaimed another. “Pretentious way to say turning point.” Overuse and misuse.
QUIET QUITTING — Trendy but inaccurate. Not an employee who inconspicuously resigns. Instead, an employee who completes the minimum requirements for a position. Some nominator reasons: “normal job performance,” “fancy way of saying ‘work to rule,’” “nothing more than companies complaining about workers refusing to be exploited,” “it’s not a new phenomenon; it’s burnout, ennui, boredom, disengagement.” On the precipice for next year’s Banished Words List as well for ongoing misuse and overuse.
GASLIGHTING — Nominators are not crazy by arguing that overuse disconnects the term from the real concern it has identified in the past: dangerous psychological manipulation that causes victims to distrust their thoughts, feelings, memories, or perception of reality. Others cited misuse: an incorrect catchall to refer generally to conflict or disagreement. It’s too obscure of a reference to begin with, avowed sundry critics, alluding to the 1938 play and 1940⁄44 movies.
MOVING FORWARD — Misuse, overuse, and uselessness. “Where else would we go?” wondered a sage — since we can’t, in fact, travel backward in time. “May also refer to ‘get my way,’ as in, ‘How can we move forward?’ Well, guess what? Sometimes you can’t,” another wit stated. Politicians and bosses often wield it for “semantic legitimacy” of self-interest, evasion, or disingenuousness. Its next of kin, “going forward,” banished in 2001, also received votes.
AMAZING [RE-BANISHED] — “Not everything is amazing; and when you think about it, very little is,” a dissenter explained. “This glorious word should be reserved for that which is dazzling, moving, or awe-inspiring,” to paraphrase another, “like the divine face of a newborn.” Initially banished for misuse, overuse, and uselessness in 2012. Its cyclical return mandates further nixing of the “generic,” “banal and hollow” modifier — a “worn-out adjective from people short on vocabulary.”
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? — Submitters rejected the desire, perhaps demand, for clarification or affirmation as filler, insecurity, and passive aggression. “Why say it, if you must ask? It just doesn’t make sense!” tsk-tsked one. In this call for reassurance or act of false modesty, enquirers warp respondents into “co-conspirators,” deduced another. Needy, scheming, and/or cynical. Let me be clear, judges opined: Always make sense; don’t think aloud or play games! Misuse, overuse, and uselessness.
IRREGARDLESS — Sleuth confession: “It makes my hair hurt.” As well it should—because it’s not a word. At most, it’s a nonstandard word, per some dictionaries. “Regardless” suffices. Opponents disqualified it as a double negative. One conveyed that the prefix “ir” + “regardless” = redundancy. “Take ‘regardless’ and dress it up for emphasis, showcasing your command of nonexistent words,” excoriated an exasperated correspondent, adding, “Why isn’t this on your list?” Misuse.
ABSOLUTELY [RE-BANISHED] — Banished in 1996, but deserves a repeat nope given its overuse. Usurped the simple “yes,” laments a contributor. Another condemned it as “the current default to express agreement, endemically present on TV in one-on-one interviews.” Frequently “said too loudly by annoying people who think they’re better than you,” bemoaned an aggrieved observer. “Sounds like it comes with a guarantee when that may not be the case,” cautioned a wary watchdog.
IT IS WHAT IT IS [RE-BANISHED] — Banished in 2008 for overuse, misuse, and uselessness: “pointless,” “cop-out,” “Only Yogi Berra should be allowed to utter such a circumlocution.” Its resurgence prompted these insights: “Well, duh.” “No kidding.” “Of course it is what it is! What else would it be? It would be weird if it wasn’t what it wasn’t.” “Tautology.” “Adds no value.” “Verbal crutch.” “Excuse not to deal with reality or accept responsibility.” “Dismissive, borderline rude.”
Here is LSSU’s press release announcing the list:
Sault Ste. Marie, MI — Stop resorting to imprecise, trite, and meaningless words and terms of seeming convenience! You’re taking the lazy way out and only confusing matters by over-relying on inexact, stale, and inane communication!
Language monitors across the country and around the world decried the decrepitude and futility of basic methods to impart information in their mock-serious entries for Lake Superior State University’s annual tongue-in-cheek Banished Words List. LSSU announces the results of the yearly compendium on Dec. 31 to start the New Year on the right foot, er, tongue.
The vast majority of the 1,500-plus nominations of words and terms for banishment for misuse, overuse, and uselessness for 2023 reveled and wallowed in the erosion of fundamental expression.
Ranked No. 1 as the best of the worst: GOAT, acronym for Greatest of All Time. The many nominators didn’t have to be physicists or grammarians to determine the literal impossibility and technical vagueness of this wannabe superlative.
Yet it’s bestowed on everyone from Olympic gold medalists to Jeopardy! champions, as one muckraker playfully deplored. Meanwhile, other naysayers remarked on social media posts that brandish a photo of, for instance, multiple cricket players or soccer stars with a caption about several GOATs in one frame.
“Words and terms matter. Or at least they should. Especially those that stem from the casual or causal. That’s what nominators near and far noticed, and our contest judges from the LSSU School of Arts and Letters agreed,” said Peter Szatmary, executive director of marketing and communications at Lake State.
“They veritably bleated their disapproval about the attempted nonpareil of GOAT because the supposed designation becomes an actual misnomer. The singularity of ‘greatest of all time’ cannot happen, no way, no how. And instead of being selectively administered, it’s readily conferred. Remember Groucho Marx’s line about not wanting to join a club that would accept him as member?
“The nine additional words and terms banished for 2023—from new no-nos ‘inflection point’ at No. 2 and ‘gaslighting’ at No. 4 to repeat offenders ‘amazing’ at No. 6 and ‘It is what it is’ at No. 10—also fall somewhere on the spectrum between specious and tired. They’re empty as balderdash or diluted through oversaturation. Be careful—be more careful — with buzzwords and jargon.”
LSSU has compiled an annual Banished Words List since 1976, and later copyrighted the concept, to uphold, protect, and support excellence in language by encouraging avoidance of words and terms that are overworked, redundant, oxymoronic, clichéd, illogical, nonsensical — and otherwise ineffective, baffling, or irritating.
Over the decades, Lake State has received tens of thousands of nominations for the list, which now totals more than 1,000 entries. Examples of the winners (or should that be losers?) to make the yearly compilation: “detente,” “surely,” “classic,” “bromance,” and “COVID-19,” plus “wrap my head around,” “user friendly,” “at this point in time,” “not so much,” and “viable alternative.” The Banished Words List has become such a cultural phenomenon that comedian George Carlin submitted an entry that made the annals in 1994: “baddaboom, baddabing.”
This year, nominations came from most major U.S. cities and many U.S. states, plus Australia, New Zealand, France, Italy, Portugal, England, Northern Ireland, Scotland, the Netherlands, Belgium, the Czech Republic, India, China, Namibia, South Africa, Nigeria, American Samoa, Malaysia, the British Virgin Islands, Trinidad and Tobago, and throughout Canada.
“Our linguists, editors, and philosophers, comics, gatekeepers, and pundits didn’t succumb to quiet quitting when laboring over rife miscommunication. Rather, they turned in discerning opinions about rampant verbal and written blunders with equal parts amusement, despair, and outrage. But our nominators insisted, and our Arts and Letters faculty judges concurred, that to decree the Banished Words List 2023 as the GOAT is tantamount to gaslighting. Does that make sense?” said LSSU President Dr. Rodney S. Hanley.
“Irregardless, moving forward, it is what it is: an absolutely amazing inflection point of purposeless and ineptitude that overtakes so many mouths and fingers.”
Lists for previous years are available on Lake Superior’s site.
The re-banishment of not one or two but three words and phrases is noteworthy. The total number of new additions to the list this year numbers just seven.
GOAT and irregardless were excellent choices.
We’d add to this year’s list by adding several more obnoxious phrases that we’d like to see banished for overuse, misuse and general uselessness:
DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH — Frequently seen in Facebook postings and in YouTube comments, this has become a tired refrain of antivaxers and conspiracy theorists who want more company in the rabbit holes they’ve chosen to dive into. If you don’t know how to research a topic, do your own research is problematic advice. Philosopher Nathan Ballantyne and social psychologist David Dunning explain: “As psychological studies have repeatedly shown, when it comes to technical and complex issues like climate change and vaccine efficacy, novices who do their own research often end up becoming more misled than informed — the exact opposite of what D.Y.O.R. is supposed to accomplish.”
PRO TIP — Increasingly overused and very annoying. “The phrase is often used humorously to introduce unnecessary or obvious advice,” its Free Dictionary entry explains. Nominated by Cascadia Advocate reader Ivan Weiss and others for banishment. Our team saw it used all over the place in 2022. Pro tip for copywriters: Next time you’re writing a tutorial or help article, don’t include this phrase.
COASTAL ELITES — A put-down used in right wing media, much of which hilariously originates from well-paid talking heads operating out of studios located on the country’s coasts. The nation’s two biggest Republican run states are both coastal (Florida, Texas) and so are many more (Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, etc.). The rich Floridians who give money to Ron DeSantis better fit the description of coastal elite than the large groups of educated voters in Democratic states that right wing voices seem to be referring to. Time for this stupid phrase to hit the dustbin where it belongs.
ADULTING — Supposedly “an informal term to describe behavior that is seen as responsible and grown-up.” Its usage online has been traced back to 2008, according to Dictionary.com. Given that we already have suitable words like mature to describe responsible, grown-up behavior, we can do without this slang term, which is grating and unnecessary.
I DID A THING — Has been dubbed a “millennial catchphrase” by Liz Sommer. “It’s often used as a way to announce something that’s previously been kept secret. Its usage has been critiqued for being annoying and a form of bragging.” It’s definitely annoying. Since it’s not descriptive, it’s basically a form of preposition filler. Rather than saying, “I did a thing,” people should explain what it is they want other people to know. For example: I went on a trip to New York and I had a great time. Or: I recently signed a lease agreement for a new car.
ALL OF THE FEELS — “This idiomatic phrase indicates an experience of mixed emotions,” Christian Corpora explains. So why not just say that? “Mixed emotions” or “mixed feelings” are simple to say and both much more accurate. This 2019 Dodgers tweet illustrates why this phrase is a misnomer. It depicts a ballplayer signing autographs for fans and is captioned “This fan meeting CT3 is giving us all the feels.” Really? All of them? The full range of feelings includes emotions like anger, confusion, and jealousy, and nobody in the clip appears angry, confused, or jealous. A better caption would have been “This fan meeting CT3 is giving us happy feelings.”
Previously banished by NPI:
- Let’s Go Brandon
- Cheugy
- Not Gonna Lie / I’m Not Gonna Lie
- How It Started, How It’s Going
- Snackable Content
- Phygital
- Cancel Culture
- Self-Made Billionaire
- All Options Are On The Table
- Humaning
- I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This, But…
- Real People Paid For Real Opinions / Real People, Not Paid Actors
- We Shouldn’t Be Picking Winners and Losers
- News Dump
- Style Points
- Cupcake [in a gridiron context]
- Viewer Discretion is Advised
- The Stakes Are Too High
- Special Snowflake
- You Do You
- Back-Breaking
- We Should Live Within Our Means
- She Shed
- Please Listen Carefully As Our Menu Has Changed
- Alternative Facts
- Thoughts and Prayers
- Zero Sum Game
- Hive Mind
- Woke
- Not/Shouldn’t Be A Partisan Issue
- Make America Great Again/MAGA
- Alt-Right
- That Being Said
- ____ Porn
- Soft Target
- Netflix and Chill
- Explosive Play
- Chip In
- Yuccie
- Active, Fluid Situation
- Chippy
- (If You) Work Hard And Play By The Rules
- Internet of Things
- Pick Six
- Physicality
- Boots On The Ground
- Send A Message
- Amazeballs/Balls to the Wall
- FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out)
- Presh
- Debt Ceiling
- Entitlements
- Adorkable
- -GEDDON contruct (e.g. Snowmageddon)
- Literally
- Mommy Porn
- Superstorm
- Meh
- Guru
- Some Would Say/Some Say
- Job Creator
- Two-Thirds Majority
- Let Me Be Perfectly Clear
- Offer Only Available For A Limited Time
- Incentivize
- Your Call is Important To Us (an almost identical phrase was banished by Lake Superior State University in 1996)
- Partial Zero Emissions Vehicle
Are there words you like to see banished that aren’t on this year’s list – or LSSU’s all time list? If so, let us know in the comments. And Happy New Year!
2 Comments
Hi Andrew:
How have we neglected to mention “At the end of the day?” Seems like an obvious inclusion. Cheers.
“At the end of the day” was actually banished twice by LSSU — first in 1999:
and again in 2022:
So it definitely hasn’t been neglected!