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Tuesday, January 1st, 2013

Banished Words for 2013

Editor’s note: This post was originally published on December 30th, 2012, and republished on New Year’s Day 2013.

Every year since 1976, Michigan’s Lake Superior State University has released a thoughtful and humorous “List of Words Banished from the Queen’s English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness”. Here is the 2013 (and thirty-eighth annual) edition, for your reading enjoyment:

FISCAL CLIFF — As one might expect, this phrase received the most nominations this year. If Congress acts to keep the country from tumbling over the cliff, LSSU believes this banishment should get some of the credit.

“You can’t turn on the news without hearing this. I’m equally worried about the River of Debt and Mountain of Despair.”Christopher Loiselle, Midland, Michigan

“(We’ve) lost sight of the metaphor and started to think it’s a real place, like with the headline, ‘Obama, Boehner meeting on fiscal cliff’.” Barry Cochran, Portland, Ore.

“Tends to be used however the speaker wishes to use it, as in falling off the fiscal cliff, climbing the fiscal cliff, challenged by the fiscal cliff, etc. Just once, I would like to hear it referred to as a financial crisis.” Barbara Cliff, Johnstown, Pennsylvania

“Continually referred to as ‘the so-called fiscal cliff,’ followed by a definition. How many times do we need to hear ‘fiscal cliff,’ let alone its definition? Please let this phrase fall off of a real cliff!” Randal Baker, Seabeck, Washington

“Fiscal cliff, fiscal update, fiscal austerity… whatever happened to ‘economic’ updates? Fiscal has to go.” Dawn Farrell-Taylor, Ontario

“Makes me want to throw someone over a real cliff,” Donna, Johnstown, New York

“If only those who utter these words would take a giant leap off of it.” Joann Eschenburg, Clinton Twp., Michigan

KICK THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD — “Usually used in politics, this typically means that someone or some group is neglecting its responsibilities. This was seized upon during the current administration and is used as a cliché by all parties…Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, Tories, Whigs, Socialists, Communists, Fashionistas…” Mike Cloran, Cincinnati, Ohio

“I’m surprised it wasn’t on your 2012 list — were you just kicking the, um, phrase down the road to 2013?” T. Jones, Ann Arbor, Michigan

“I thought that perhaps you weren’t ready to deal with it. You just kicked that can down the road.” Rebecca Martz, Houston, Texas

“I would definitely like to kick some cans of the human variety every time I hear politicians use this phrase to describe a circumstance that hasn’t gone their way.” Christine Tomassini, Livonia, Michigan

“Much the same as ‘put on the back burner,’ these two phrases still have heat and are still in the road. Kick this latest phrase down the road.” Michael F. Raczko, Swanton, Ohio

“I can’t turn on the TV any more without being informed that can-kicking has occurred. What’s wrong with the word ‘postpone’?” Kathryn, West Chester, Ohio

DOUBLE DOWN — “This blackjack term is now used as a verb in place of ‘repeat’ or ‘reaffirm’ or ‘reiterate.’ Yet, it adds nothing. It’s not even colorful. Hit me!” Allan Ryan, Boston, Mass.

“The next time I see or hear the phrase, I am going to double over.” Tony Reed, Holland, Michigan

“Over-used within the last year or so in politics.” John Gates, Cumberland, Maine

“Better nip this in the bud – it’s already morphed into ‘quadruple down.'” Marc Ponto, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

JOB CREATORS/CREATION — “It implies supernatural powers — such as the ability to change the weather or levitate. Most new jobs pay less than the lost jobs to ensure stratospheric CEO compensation and nice returns on investments. I respectfully propose a replacement term that is more accurate — job depleters.” Mark Dobias, Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan

“One of the most overplayed buzz terms of the 2012 presidential campaign. Apparently ‘lowering unemployment’ doesn’t have the same impact.” Dennis Ittner, Torrance, California

“Since jobs are only created by demand, consumers are the real job creators.” Scott Biggerstaff, Redlands, California

“It’s been over-used and pigeon-holed into political arguments left, right, and center to the point that I don’t believe it has any real meaning.” Adam Myers, Cumming, Ga.

“To belong to this tax-proof club, you don’t have to create a single job. All you need to do is be rich. In fact, many people who call themselves ‘job creators’ make their money by laying off people.” S. Lieberman, Seattle, Washington

“Uttered by every politician who wants to give big tax breaks to rich people and rich businesses…” Jack Kolars, North Mankato, Minnesota

“If these guys are capitalists, as claimed, they are focused on reducing expenses and maximizing profit. Jobs are a large part of expenses. So, if anything at all, they minimize employment to maximize profits. Up is down, black is white. Job creators are really employment minimizers.” Bob Fandrich, Fredericksburg, Virginia

PASSION/PASSIONATE — “Diabetes is not just Big Pharma’s business, it’s their passion! This or that actor is passionate! about some issue somewhere. A DC lobbyist is passionate! about passing (or blocking) some proposed law. My passion! is simple: Banish this phony-baloney word.” George Alexander, Studio City, California

“As in ‘that’s my passion.’ Please, let’s hope you mean ‘enthusiasm.’ ‘Passion’ connotes ‘unbridled,’ unmediated by reason and sound judgment. Passion is the stuff of Ahab, Hitler, and chauvinists of every stripe, and terrorists.” Michael T. Smith, Salem, Oregon

“Seared tuna will taste like dust swept from a station platform – until it’s cooked passionately. Apparently, it’s insufficient to do it ably, with skill, commitment or finesse. Passionate, begone!” Andrew Foyle, Bristol, United Kingdom

“My passion is (insert favorite snack food here). I’m passionate about how much I hate the words ‘passion’ and ‘passionate.’ Don’t wait for next year’s list!” David Greaney, Bedford, New Hampshire

YOLO — “Stands for ‘You Only Live Once’ and used by wannabe Twitter philosophers who think they’ve uncovered a deep secret of life. Also used as an excuse to do really stupid things, such as streaking at a baseball game with YOLO printed on one’s chest. I only live once, so I’d prefer to be able to do it without ever seeing YOLO again.” Brendan Cotter, Grosse Pte. Park, Michigan

“Used by teens everywhere to describe an action that is risky or unconventional, yet acceptable because ‘you only live once.’ Who lives more than once?” P.P., Los Angeles, California

“Just gives people, especially teens, a reason to do stupid things. I find it annoying and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone here.” Daniel, Hickory, North Carolina

“Only a real yoyo would use the term ‘yolo.'” Sandra McGlew, White Lake, Michigan

SPOILER ALERT — “What was once a polite warning has turned into a declarative statement: I have just spoiled something for you. When news outlets print articles with headlines such as, ‘Huge upset in men’s Olympic swimming,’ with a diminutive ‘spoiler alert’ on the link to the rest of the article, I think it’s safe to say we’ve forgotten the meaning of the word ‘alert.'” Afton, Portland, Ore.

“Used as an obnoxious way to show one has trivial information and is about to use it, no matter what.” Joseph Joly, Fremont, California

BUCKET LIST — “The expression makes me cringe every time I hear it — and we’ve been hearing it for several years. I’m surprised it isn’t already in your master list. Let’s emphasize life and what we do during it. It’s such a grim way of looking at ‘what I want to do,’ and often it is in selfish terms.” Shea Hoffmitz, Hamilton, Ont.

“Getting this phrase on the Banished Word List is on my bucket list!” Frederick Fish, Georgia

TRENDING — “A trend is something temporary, thank goodness; however, it is not a verb, and I’m tired of news stations telling me what trite ‘news’ is ‘trending.'” Kyle Melton, White Lake, Michigan

“I’m sick of chirpy entertainment commentators constantly informing us of what ‘is trending right now.’ I used to like a good trend until this.” Nancy, Victoria, British Columbia.

“Trending leaves me wondering ‘in what direction?’ It seems to mean ‘increasing in attention received’ or ‘frequency in which it is referenced.'” John Hannon, Springfield, Va.

SUPERFOOD — “It’s food. It’s either healthful or it’s not. There is no ‘super’ involved.” Jason Hansen, Frederic, Michigan

BONELESS WINGS — “Can we just call them chicken (pieces)?” John McNamara, Lansing, Michigan

GURU — “Unless you’re teaching transcendental meditation, Hinduism or Buddhism, please don’t call yourself a guru just because you think you’re an expert at something. It’s silly and pretentious. Let other people call you that, if they must.” Mitch Devine, Rancho Santa Margarita, California

A Word Banishment salute to John Prokop of Oakland, California, who sent us a list of nearly four dozen words, phrases and acronyms that “bug the heck” out of him. Most of those that he mentioned are on this list or have been on previous lists.

Lists for previous years are available on Lake Superior’s site.

Two of the words or phrases on the 2013 list – job creator and guruwere nominated by us last year after LSSU released its list for 2012 (we always tack on a few words or phrases of our own). Our thanks to LSSU for including these two this time around. They’ve been worthy of banishment for quite some time.

This year’s list is quite strong, and we commend the Unicorn Hunters for doing such a thorough job putting it together. “Fiscal cliff” (which, as we’ve noted here on The Advocate, is a terrible metaphor for our nation’s financial problems) deservedly has the top spot, and we’re also very glad to see that “YOLO” made it on.

We’d complete the list by adding several more obnoxious phrases that we’d like to see banished for overuse, misuse and general uselessness:

ADORKABLE: A made-up word that combines dorky and adorkable; its chief Urban Dictionary entry defines it as “a higher state of being all dorks strive towards.” This mash-up has been in use for a number of years now, but we heard it way too often in 2012. It needs to go.

-GEDDON construct: This suffix, derived from the word Armageddon – which refers to a big battle that will supposedly take place at the end of the world – is increasingly used in manufactured words that serve to dramatize disruptive events. “Snowmageddon” has been used to describe major snowstorms, “Eurogeddon” to describe Europe’s fiscal problems (which are apparently worse than ours), and “Carmageddon” to describe the effect of closing California’s Interstate 405 for road work. These are all survivable events… which leads us to ask: What do highway closures, budget disputes, and weather systems have to do with the end of the world? Let’s stop -geddon in its tracks and banish it.

LITERALLY: The opposite of figuratively, but frequently used when the speaker or writer actually means figuratively. As with “like”, it has become a popular filler word with young people. It is also sometimes used to embellish a sentence – maybe because it packs more punch than figuratively. For example: “Me and my friends literally brought the house down with our insanely awesome party!”

MOMMY PORN: A stupid phrase that the media invented to give a name to the genre that Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and similar works of fiction belong to. We hated this one the moment we first heard it. It needs to be banished now before it sees wider usage.

SUPERSTORM: What Sandy supposedly turned into after it ceased to be a hurricane. After Katrina, Sandy was (and still is) the second-costliest hurricane in U.S. history, so perhaps “Superstorm” is an appropriate descriptor. However, as Popular Science says, it is not a meteorological term, and seems to have caught on with headline writers because of its shock value. We hereby place a one-year moratorium on it.

MEH: A synonym for mediocre, frequently seen in comment threads. Probably owes its popularity to the long-running television show The Simpsons. Used to describe one’s lack of enthusiasm for something, whether it be a candidates’ debate, final score of a game, or a news event. Its overuse has become rather grating. Time to banish it.

What words would you like to see banished that aren’t on this year’s list – or the Master List? Let us know in the comments. And, Happy New Year!

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  1. Amazeballs. Just awful!

    # by Diana Smith :: December 31st, 2012 at 5:34 AM
  2. “Just sayin'” has to go.

    # by Jennifer :: December 31st, 2012 at 6:05 AM
  3. “It’s All Good” really irritates me. Because it’s not. There are some things that are all bad.

    This phrase that gets repeated over and over again like a rote memory tool to describe a situation needs to go.

    # by Cheyanne :: December 31st, 2012 at 6:46 AM
  4. Hey! More Banished Words! Reading this post reminds me of my good old roommate! He always enjoyed LSSU’s list. I will forward this to him. Fairly certain he will get a kick out of it. Many thanks for sharing!

    # by Ewan Chiu :: December 31st, 2012 at 6:47 AM
  5. Trickle down is a phrase that gets me going.

    # by Jerald Lee Chaon :: December 31st, 2012 at 7:47 AM
  6. Please include flustrated, flustrating and flustrate to the list.

    # by Nick Roberts :: December 31st, 2012 at 8:19 AM
  7. You wrote “ADORKABLE: A made-up word that combines dorky and adorkable;”

    I think you mean, combines dorky and adorable.

    # by Karl Rabe :: December 31st, 2012 at 12:45 PM
    • Good catch, Karl. Fixed that typo.

      # by Andrew :: December 31st, 2012 at 1:10 PM
  8. Diana: “Amazing” was banished last year. “Amazeballs” has yet to be banished, however.

    Jennifer: “I’m just sayin'” was banished last year. “Know What I’m Sayin’?” was banished in 2000.

    Cheyanne, Jane: “It’s all good” was banished in 2000.

    Jerry: “Trickle-Down Effect” was banished in 1988.

    Nick, “flustrate” is not on the list. We’ll make a note of that one.

    # by Andrew :: December 31st, 2012 at 1:30 PM
  9. “It is what it is.” It’s probably made it to an earlier list, if so I apologize. The superstorm of stating the obvious. Grating doesn’t begin to cover it.

    # by Theresa Loomis :: December 31st, 2012 at 2:03 PM
    • That’s correct, Theresa. “It is what it is” was banished a few years ago. 🙂

      # by Andrew :: December 31st, 2012 at 9:51 PM
  10. “Balls to the Wall” Not only is it offensive, sexist (sort of) and juvenile (seems like an utterance maybe made by the likes of mega-jerk Kiss member Gene Simmons, etc), but it also makes no sense. If your balls are to the wall, you cannot act in any way, presumably against an opponant or tough situation, cuz you are facing the wall, not your problem. I think it is used only cuz its nasty, in an immature, 4th grade kind of way, and cuz it rhymes. Thats it! It rhymes. How cool!

    # by knny :: January 2nd, 2013 at 10:27 AM