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Thursday, January 1st, 2015

Banished Words for 2015

Every year since 1976, Michigan’s Lake Supe­ri­or State Uni­ver­si­ty has released a thought­ful and humor­ous “List of Words Ban­ished from the Queen’s Eng­lish for Mis­use, Overuse and Gen­er­al Use­less­ness”. Here is the 2015 (and for­ti­eth annu­al) edi­tion, for your read­ing enjoy­ment on this New Year’s Day:

BAEOne of the top nom­i­nees.

“Mean­ing ‘before any­one else.’ How stu­pid! Stop call­ing your boyfriend ‘bae’.” — Evie Duna­gan, Man­heim, Penn.

“It’s overused. I heard some­one refer to their ramen noo­dles as ‘bae’! If I was putting some­one ‘before any­thing else,’ I would respect them enough to use their name.” — S. Thoms, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.

“The most annoy­ing term of affec­tion to show up in years. Also, the con­cept ‘before any­body else,’ devel­oped AFTER the word became pop­u­lar. Rea­son enough for it to be banned. – Blan Wright, Sug­ar Hill, Ga.

“A dumb, annoy­ing word.” — James Beck­er, Hol­ly, Mich.

“I’d rather be called ‘babe’ than ‘bae’ any day.” — Alex­sis Out­wa­ter, Bron­son, Mich.

POLAR VORTEXLSSU got a head start on this one last spring, when it burned a snow­man named Mr. Polar Vor­tex dur­ing its 44th annu­al Snow­man Burn­ing.

“Was­n’t it called ‘win­ter’ just a few years ago? — Dawn Far­rell, Kana­ta, Ont., Cana­da

“Enough with the over-sen­sa­tion­al­ized words to describe weath­er!” — A. Prescott, Oshawa, Ont., Cana­da

“I think most, if not all can agree that we would pre­fer to avoid the polar vor­tex in the future, both in name and in embod­i­ment.” — Chris­tine Brace, West­min­ster, Md.

“What hap­pened to ‘cold snap’? Not descrip­tive enough?” –Trevor Fen­ton, Edin­burgh, U.K.

Ken­neth Ross of Glas­ton­bury, Conn., and Bob Prid­dy of Jef­fer­son City, Mo., were among many who saw this storm­ing in last Jan­u­ary.

“Less than a week into the new year and it’s the most overused, mean­ing­less word in the media,” said Ross.

Prid­dy not­ed that it quick­ly jumped from the weath­er fore­cast to oth­er areas, as he said he knew it would: “Today’s St. Louis Post-Dis­patch edi­to­ri­al­izes about a ‘polit­i­cal vor­tex.’ ”

HACKBan­ished for over-use and mis-use.

“Sud­den­ly things that once would have been called ‘tips’ are now being called ‘hacks.’ It can’t be because the one word is short­er or eas­i­er to say; and the actu­al accept­ed mean­ings of ‘hack’ have noth­ing to do with sug­ges­tions for doing tasks bet­ter or more effi­cient­ly — quite the oppo­site, real­ly.” – Shar­la Hulsey, Sac City, Iowa.

“This word is total­ly over-used and mis-used. What they real­ly mean is ‘tip’ or ‘short cut,’ but clear­ly it is not a ‘hack,’ as it involves no legal or eth­i­cal impro­pri­ety or breach of secu­ri­ty.” – Peter P. Nieckarz Jr., Syl­va, N.C.

“I just received an e‑mail for a book called ‘Mar­riage Hacks.’ I have seen arti­cles about life hacks, home improve­ment hacks, car hacks, fur­ni­ture hacks, paint­ing hacks, work hacks and pret­ty much any oth­er hack you can think of. There are prob­a­bly even hack­ing hacks.” – Chellsea Mas­troine, Can­ton, Ohio.

“Life hack, this hack, that hack…stop with the hacks!” — Tim Jack­son, Crys­tal Lake, Ill.

SKILL SET — “Why use two words when one will do? We already have a per­fect­ly good word in ‘skills’ (end­ing with an s, not a z).” – Chip Lupo, Colum­bia, S.C.

“A skill is a skill — that is it. Phras­es such as ‘I have the skill set to do that prop­er­ly’ or any­thing resem­bling that phrase, shows the speak­er is seri­ous­ly lack­ing skills in the art of con­ver­sa­tion. Please try this, ‘I have the skill… do you have the skills… this requires cer­tain skills… he is very skilled… that was a skill­ful maneu­ver… See? No need for a skill set.” – Stephanie Hamm-Wieczkiewicz, Lit­field Park, Ariz.

SWAGMany nom­i­na­tions over the years.

“The word ‘swag’ has become a shape­less, mean­ing­less word used in var­i­ous forms (such as ‘swag­gy’) but with no real depth.” – Bai­ley Ander­son, Wash­ing­ton, Iowa.

“Whether it’s a ‘free gift’ (ban­ished in 1988) or droopy cloth­ing, this word is nei­ther use­ful nor fan­cy.” – Jeff Drake, Saint Albans, West Va.

“The word has become so overused that it is not ‘swag’ to not use the word ‘swag.’ ” – Devin, Far­well, Mich.

“Because I am tired of hear­ing swag to describe any­thing on the face of the plan­et. By the way, your web­site is so ‘swag.’ ” – Alex, Roanoke, Va.

FOODIEMany nom­i­na­tions over the past sev­er­al years. Is it a Michi­gan thing?

“It’s ridicu­lous. Do we call peo­ple who like wine ‘winies’ or beer lovers ‘beeries’?” – Ran­dall Cham­ber­lain, Tra­verse City, Mich.

“ ‘Some­one who enjoys food’ applies to every­one on Earth. What’s next? ‘Oh, I’m an airie; I just love to breathe.’ ‘Could we do it at 11, instead? I’m kind of a sleepie.’ ” – Andy Poe, Mar­quette, Mich.

“I crave good sleep, too, but that does not make me a sleepie. News flash: We ALL like food.” – Gray­deon DeCamp, Elk Rapids, Mich.

“I’ve heard of cooks and chefs, and gourmets and gour­mands, but what the heck is a ‘food­ie’? A per­son who likes food? A per­son who eats food? A per­son who knows what food is? Sounds like ‘food­ie’ is a syn­onym for ‘every­body.’ Food­ies around the world agree; let’s ban­ish this term.” – Steve Szi­lagyi, Mason, Mich.

CURATE / CURATED — “It used to have a spe­cial sig­nif­i­cance reserved main­ly for fine art and muse­ums. Now every­thing is curat­ed. Month­ly food and cloth­ing sub­scrip­tion box­es claim to be fine­ly ‘curat­ed.’ Instead of abus­ing curat­ed, why don’t they say what they real­ly mean: ‘We did an online search and post­ed the first 25 items we found’ or the ‘curat­ed selec­tion of items in your box this month are a mix of paid place­ments and prod­ucts that have failed to sell else­where.’ ” – Saman­tha McCormick, Kirk­land, Wash.

“Exam­ple on the ‘Net today: ‘Get a curat­ed box of high-end treats and toys (all tai­lored to the size of your pup) shipped right to your dog­gie door.’ — I have heard and read the word ‘curat­ed’ far too many times this year.” – Deb, Port­land, Ore.

“A pre­ten­tious way of say­ing ‘select­ed.’ It’s enor­mous­ly overused.” – Kristi Hoer­auf, San Fran­cis­co, Calif.

FRIEND-RAISING — “A hor­ri­ble word that con­flates the real mean­ing of friend­ship with usu­al­ly hid­den moti­va­tions to get at the oth­er per­son­’s pock­ets.” – Mary Been, Sid­naw, Mich.

“The word sug­gests that we devel­op rela­tion­ships not for the sim­ple val­ue of the per­son we call ‘friend,’ for the plea­sure of being in a com­mu­ni­ty of peo­ple and for the sim­ple joys of shar­ing bonds of affec­tion and com­mon care, but that we instead devel­op these rela­tion­ships out of some sort of expec­ta­tion of a mon­e­tary reward.” – Col­lette Coullard, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.

CRA-CRAThat’s just crazy.

Ear­ly in 2014, Steve Kauf­man of Hous­ton, Tex., could be heard scream­ing, “I’ve only heard it twice and already know by the end of the year I’ll want to scream.”

“Short-form for ‘crazy’ and some­times just one ‘cra.’ I hear kids (includ­ing my 6 yr. old) say­ing it all the time, e.g. ‘That snow­storm yes­ter­day was ‘cra-cra.’ ” – Esther Proulx, Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.

“I’m sick of hear­ing myself say this! Must be banned!” – Rox­anne Wer­ly, Tra­verse City, Mich.

ENHANCED INTERROGATION — “A shame­ful euphemism for tor­ture.” – David Bris­tol, Byron Cen­ter, Mich.

TAKEAWAY — “It’s used all too fre­quent­ly on news pro­grams, as in, ‘What is your ‘take­away’ on (a giv­en sit­u­a­tion.’ ‘What is our ‘take­away’ on Con­gress’ vote?’ ‘Is there any ‘take­away’ on the recent riots?’ I have heard Jon Stew­art use it. I’ve heard Char­lie Rose use it, as well as count­less num­bers of news talk­ing heads, usu­al­ly for all the wrong rea­sons. For me, a take­away is a sports term, where one team is con­trol­ling the ball (or puck) and the oth­er steals it, or took it away — a ‘take­away.’ In the U.K., ‘take­away’ food is known as ‘to go’ here in the Colonies. – John Prokop, Oak­land, Calif.

-NATION — A suf­fer­ing sports suf­fix.

“Pure­ly with ref­er­ence to a spe­cif­ic teams’ fans, this word needs to go. It’s the fol­low­ing of a sports fran­chise, not a group seek­ing inde­pen­dence, recog­ni­tion and legit­i­ma­cy; Not even if it’s the Cubs.” – Tim Wilcox, Sault Ste. Marie, Ont. Cana­da

“Although a devout Wis­con­sin sports fan, I do not belong to Pack­er-Nation, Bad­ger-Nation, Phoenix-Nation, or Brew­er-Nation. Fur­ther, I am not aware of any team or mas­cot that has the car­ry­ing capac­i­ty to be a nation.” – Kel­ly Fraw­ley, Wau­na­kee, Wisc.

“Noth­ing more self-aggran­diz­ing than sport team fans refer­ring to them­selves as a nation! What’s next? My team — Con­ti­nent, World, Galaxy, Uni­verse!” – Curt Cham­bers, Seat­tle, Wash.

“Both pol­i­tics and sports teams have overused this n‑word to describe their fans or view­ers.” – Ken Hor­nack, Ormond Beach, Fla.

Lists for pre­vi­ous years are avail­able on Lake Superior’s site.

This is a com­pelling list; kudos to LSSU for a job well done. We’re very pleased to see enhanced inter­ro­ga­tion (a Bush/Chenyism) includ­ed. It should have been ban­ished a decade ago or more. Ah, well… bet­ter late than nev­er.

Food­ie, swag, hack, and bae are also very deserv­ing of ban­ish­ment.

We’d com­plete the list by adding sev­er­al more obnox­ious phras­es that we’d like to see ban­ished for overuse, mis­use and gen­er­al use­less­ness:

CHIPPY — Heard fre­quent­ly dur­ing broad­casts of hock­ey games. It refers to unsports­man­like, bel­liger­ent play char­ac­ter­ized by fights and ejec­tions. Chip­py also has a num­ber of oth­er mean­ings, espe­cial­ly accord­ing to Urban Dic­tio­nary. What’s wrong with rough? It’s a per­fect­ly ser­vice­able word that most peo­ple under­stand.

(IF YOU) WORK HARD AND PLAY BY THE RULES… — This tired mantra seems to get recy­cled every year at elec­tion time by Demo­c­ra­t­ic con­sul­tants and strate­gists. Pop­u­lar­ized in the 1990s by Bill Clin­ton, it keeps find­ing its way into the speech­es of Demo­c­ra­t­ic can­di­dates, and it needs to be ban­ished. The real­i­ty is, the rules are rigged, and Amer­i­cans don’t need to be admon­ished to work hard… they already do!

As Kevin Car­son apt­ly not­ed, “The only peo­ple who get rich play­ing by the rules are the peo­ple who make the rules.” Anat Shenker-Oso­rio adds in Don’t Buy It: “The world works dif­fer­ent­ly for each per­son depend­ing on race, class, gen­der, geog­ra­phy, place of birth, and sex­u­al ori­en­ta­tion. Yet, by using the phrase play by the rules, we insist on pre­serv­ing the fan­ta­sy that mer­i­toc­ra­cy deter­mines suc­cess in Amer­i­ca.”

INTERNET OF THINGS — This annoy­ing buz­zphrase, pro­mot­ed by  futur­ists, refers to the idea that appli­ances and gad­gets of all kinds will increas­ing­ly be linked togeth­er and acces­si­ble over the Inter­net, whether they be ther­mostats, refrig­er­a­tors, wash­ing machines, home secu­ri­ty sys­tems, cof­feemak­ers… any­thing that can be improved with microchips. The Inter­net, how­ev­er, has always been a net­work link­ing things (most­ly com­put­ers) togeth­er.

The notion that every object we have needs to have an IP address and be reach­able over the Inter­net is a fool­ish one. There are extreme­ly seri­ous secu­ri­ty, pri­va­cy, and ener­gy ram­i­fi­ca­tions involved with turn­ing tril­lions of objects into Inter­net-capa­ble devices. And we ought to be dis­cussing those ram­i­fi­ca­tions, framed around the ques­tion: Do we real­ly want or need an Inter­net with tril­lions of con­nect­ed objects?

PHYSICALITY — Talk­ing heads on ESPN and oth­er net­works seem obsessed with this word, which refers to the state or qual­i­ty of being phys­i­cal. Con­sid­er this recent Fox Sports head­line: Phys­i­cal­i­ty, atti­tude changed Pack­ers defense dur­ing rise in NFL rank­ings. It sore­ly needs a rest… as do all of the bod­ies of the grid­iron play­ers who are fin­ish­ing up their 2014 high school, col­lege, or pro sea­sons.

PICK-SIX — Anoth­er overused, made up phrase that has entered the sports lex­i­con. Are col­or com­men­ta­tors and ana­lysts real­ly so lazy they can’t just say inter­cep­tion returned for a touch­down?

BOOTS ON THE GROUND — This one was heard a lot this year, espe­cial­ly towards the end of sum­mer, as Pres­i­dent Oba­ma announced that the Unit­ed States would car­ry out airstrikes against Islam­ic State, but would not put boots on the ground. What’s wrong with just say­ing deploy troops? Inci­den­tal­ly, on the ground was ban­ished by LSSU in 2003 due to overuse in the mass media. One of the nom­i­na­tors point­ed out that humans live on the ground, not sus­pend­ed in the air or hun­dreds of fath­oms beneath the sur­face of the ocean.

SEND A MESSAGE — An increas­ing­ly abused euphemism for tak­ing some sort of action, like vot­ing in an elec­tion. Plen­ty of emails gen­er­at­ed by cam­paigns this past elec­tion sea­son vague­ly urged recip­i­ents to send a mes­sage to the oppo­si­tion by click­ing a link to sign a peti­tion or give mon­ey. Orga­ni­za­tions and cam­paigns would be bet­ter served by being open with their sup­port­ers about the point of their calls to action. It’d be refresh­ing to see an email that admit­ted that the pri­ma­ry pur­pose of ask­ing peo­ple to sign on to a peti­tion was not to send a mes­sage, but rather to grow the orga­ni­za­tion’s email list.

What words would you like to see ban­ished that aren’t on this year’s list – or the Mas­ter List? Let us know in the com­ments. And Hap­py New Year!

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5 Comments

  1. Sea Change!!!

    # by Robert Robertsen :: December 31st, 2014 at 9:27 PM
  2. If I had one phrase to oblit­er­ate it would be “Have a good one”. A good what? Thank you, but I already do. Oh, you mean a good day. Why did­n’t you say so?

    # by Carole Dow :: January 5th, 2015 at 8:43 PM
  3. Car­ole, “have a good one” was ban­ished by LSSU in 2001.

    # by Andrew :: January 6th, 2015 at 4:22 PM
  4. I had no idea this exist­ed. Real­ly cool! I’m going to have to check out lists for pre­vi­ous years.

    # by Mandy Miller :: January 8th, 2015 at 3:15 AM
  5. What a fun New Year’s tra­di­tion. I have a cou­ple friends I’ll be shar­ing this with.

    # by Molly Sergh :: January 12th, 2015 at 12:12 AM