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Wednesday, January 1st, 2020

Banished Words for 2020

Every year since 1976, Michigan’s Lake Supe­ri­or State Uni­ver­si­ty has released a thought­ful and humor­ous “List of Words Ban­ished from the Queen’s Eng­lish for Mis­use, Overuse and Gen­er­al Use­less­ness”. Here is the 2020 (and forty-fifth annu­al) edi­tion, for your read­ing enjoy­ment on this New Year’s Day:

The Most Nom­i­nat­ed Word or Phrase for 2020

QUID PRO QUO — This phrase received the most nom­i­na­tions this year, with a notice­able spike in Novem­ber (gee, we won­der why…). The pop­u­lar­i­ty of this phrase has the com­mit­tee won­der­ing what it should offer in exchange for next year’s nom­i­na­tions.

Mary Bilyeu, Tole­do, OH; Deb­o­rah Rem­pala, Saint Clair Shores, MI; Julie Janiskee, Petoskey, MI; Dean­na, Sault Ste Marie, MI; Jeff Lewis, Ada, MI; Lisa K Far­rell, Los Ange­les, CA; Tana Bald­win, Petoskey , MI; Trudy Salo, Lib­er­ty Twp, OH; Tom Reil­ly, Bloom­field Twp, MI; Jeff Mal­colm, Paw Paw, MI; Daniel Mul­doon, Coun­cil Bluffs, IA; Kate Ter­Haar, Cedarville, MI; Mary J., Hous­ton, TX; Lori Moore, Kala­ma­zoo, MI; Steve Carr, Mar­quette, MI; R. Osin­s­ki, Clin­ton Twp., MI; Dan Berar­di, Arn­pri­or, Ontario, Cana­da.

Words that Attempt to Make Some­thing More than It Is

ARTISANAL — One nom­i­na­tor described this word as an “obfus­ca­tion,” describ­ing an “actu­al per­son doing some­thing per­son­al for anoth­er unknown per­son.”  The com­mit­tee agrees this word should be banned for well water… but not for sand­wich­es.

Nkenge Zola, High­land Park, MI; Bill McCune, Petoskey, MI

CURATED — Like “arti­sanal,” this seems to be anoth­er attempt at mak­ing some­thing more than it is, espe­cial­ly when used in ref­er­ence to social media (or Ban­ished Words Lists). As Barb from Ann Arbor says, “Save it for the muse­um.”

Barb, Ann Arbor, MI; Nkenge Zola, High­land Park, MI; Jer­ry Pur­dy, Portage, MI; and Samurel Press, Burling­ton, VT

[“Curat­ed” was pre­vi­ous­ly ban­ished in 2015; appar­ent­ly the selec­tion com­mit­tee did­n’t dou­ble check before it pub­lished this year’s list…]

INFLUENCER — Accord­ing to Urban Dic­tio­nary, “A word Insta­gram users use to describe them­selves to make them feel famous and more impor­tant when no one real­ly know who they are or care.”

Sylvia Gurin­sky, Davie, FL; Jeff Lewis, Ada, MI; Paul Bar­tunek, Los Ange­les, CA; Jacque­line Rear­don, Burling­ton, NJ; diva_angel360

Words Ban­ished for Pre­ten­tious­ness or Impre­ci­sion

LITERALLY — Sur­pris­ing­ly, this word hasn’t already been ban­ished, but here it is, one of the few words in Eng­lish that has begun to serve as its own antonym. Many of the nom­i­na­tors cite this word’s use for fig­u­ra­tive expres­sions or empha­sis, which is lit­er­al­ly annoy­ing.

Edward, Glen­dale, AZ; Ryan Che­nier, Grand Rapids, MI; Daniel Kirk, San Luis Obis­po, CA; Dale Mar­tin, Novi, MI; Jack Pol­lard, Haslett, MI; Gary Wenger, Delta, BC, Cana­da; Christy Bor­thick, Nashville, TN; Pamela Nay­lor, Dover, DE; Jamie Rankin, Con­nellsville, PA; Mar­garet, Los Ange­les, CA; and Jen­nifer W Berlin, Anthem, AZ

I MEAN — It’s easy to see why this phrase was nom­i­nat­ed, right? I mean…

John Leask, Alpe­na, MI

LIVING MY BEST LIFE — The com­mit­tee very much enjoys exer­cis­ing its author­i­ty in ban­ish­ing words annually–literally the cap­stone of our year–but as Eric says, apart from rein­car­na­tion, are there “options for mul­ti­ple lives”?

Gary Whee­lock, Wixom, MI; Eric Park, Rock Hill, SC

MOUTHFEEL — A word used by food­ies to describe the tex­ture of food or drink in the mouth, which the com­mit­tee feels should be ban­ished entire­ly from food real­i­ty TV shows. As our nom­i­na­tor asks, “Where else, exact­ly, would you like to touch your food or bev­er­age?” This one just doesn’t feel right in the mouth.

Jodi Miller, Gahan­na, OH

Those Darn Mil­len­ni­als!

CHIRP — This one is a new insult for the non-mil­len­ni­als on the com­mit­tee. Before we get chirped for being out of touch, as our nom­i­na­tor sug­gests, why don’t we leave it to the birds?

Abi­gail Ost­man, Sault Ste Marie, MI

JELLY — An abbre­vi­a­tion of “jeal­ous,” the com­mit­tee agrees with the nom­i­na­tor of this word who sug­gest­ed that it’s bet­ter left for toast.

Mike Bas­sarab, Kala­ma­zoo, MI

TOTES — Anoth­er abbre­vi­a­tion, this time of “total­ly.” Totes overused.

Saman­tha Stu­art, Walk­er, MI

VIBE/VIBE CHECK — A new use of the six­ties term, “good vibes.” This one just doesn’t vibe with us any­more, unless the speak­er is actu­al­ly vibrat­ing.

Leah Mock­ridge, Sault Ste Marie, MI and Caris­sa, Sault Ste Marie, MI

OK, BOOMER — This phrase caught on late this year on the Inter­net as a response from mil­len­ni­als to the old­er gen­er­a­tion. Boomers may remem­ber, how­ev­er, that gen­er­a­tional ten­sion is always present. In fact, it was the Boomers who gave us the dec­la­ra­tion: “Don’t trust any­one over thir­ty!”

Cur­tis McDon­ald, Shel­by Town­ship, MI; Scott Eldridge, Kala­ma­zoo, MI; and Devin Gre­aney, Cor­do­va, TN

Lists for pre­vi­ous years are avail­able on Lake Superior’s site.

We’re very glad to see quid pro quo atop this year’s list, as it sore­ly need­ed ban­ish­ment. Influ­encer and OK, Boomer were also excel­lent choic­es.

We’d com­plete this year’s list by adding sev­er­al more obnox­ious phras­es that we’d like to see ban­ished for overuse, mis­use and gen­er­al use­less­ness:

WE SHOULDN’T BE PICKING WINNERS AND LOSERS — This tire­some, non­sen­si­cal phrase (a cousin of “social engi­neer­ing”) has become a sta­ple of speech­es by Repub­li­can office­hold­ers and is also in fre­quent use by the groups that enable them. A quick Bing search for the phrase yield­ed results from Red­State, Bre­it­bart, the Con­ser­v­a­tive Ener­gy Net­work, and the Koch Broth­ers’ Amer­i­cans for Pros­per­i­ty, all right wing sites. It also appears in the Repub­li­can Par­ty plat­form. In real­i­ty, our soci­ety already does pick win­ners and losers and it always has. Amer­i­ca’s tax code and body of laws have nev­er, at any point, been a lev­el play­ing field. Mar­kets are also rigged; there is no such thing as a free mar­ket. As George Lakoff has observed: “All mar­kets are con­struct­ed for some­one’s ben­e­fit… Mar­kets should be con­struct­ed for the broad­est pos­si­ble pros­per­i­ty, and they haven’t been.” It is iron­ic and deeply dis­ap­point­ing that Repub­li­cans often attack attempts to unrig rigged sys­tems as “pick­ing win­ners and losers.”

NEWS DUMP — This annoy­ing phrase dates back to a prac­tice that began some years ago in the White House and the Pen­ta­gon of releas­ing bad news on a Fri­day after­noon or evening in the hopes of min­i­miz­ing or bury­ing it. That was before the Inter­net Age. We now live in a hyper­con­nect­ed, always-on era of social media. Releas­ing bad news on a Fri­day will not pre­vent it from imme­di­ate­ly being dis­cussed and com­ment­ed upon. Time for “news dump” to be retired.

STYLE POINTS — This sil­ly expres­sion comes from the world of sports. Play­ers nowa­days com­pete not only to score points, but to rack up “style points” as well, from sub­jec­tive play callers and announc­ers who desire to be impressed. What exact­ly are “style points”? Urban Dic­tio­nary says they are award­ed for “going above and beyond what is nec­es­sary to demon­strate your pure and utter mas­tery of some­thing.” Hm. Since there is no agreed upon def­i­n­i­tion of what “style points” are or how they can be earned, they are a mean­ing­less con­cept. Time to rel­e­gate this phrase to the dust­bin.

CUPCAKE [in a grid­iron or foot­ball con­text] — A cup­cake is a con­fec­tion… a small, sin­gle-serv­ing cake that is usu­al­ly baked in a round con­tain­er. Grid­iron com­men­ta­tors have hijacked this phrase to mock col­lege teams that load their non­con­fer­ence sched­ule with beat­able oppo­nents, as in: “_______ does­n’t deserve a spot in the Col­lege Foot­ball Play­off; three of their games were against cup­cakes.” The “cup­cakes” in this con­text are the oppo­nents that present no chal­lenge to the well known or nation­al­ly ranked team that they are play­ing. A per­son who does­n’t fol­low grid­iron all that close­ly could be for­giv­en for not know­ing what on earth these  com­men­ta­tors are refer­ring to.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED — Tele­vi­sion net­works ought to scrap this vague and use­less warn­ing, which often appears right before episodes of tele­vi­sion shows intend­ed for adult audi­ences. It makes lit­tle sense to urge peo­ple to use their dis­cre­tion when that’s what they are already doing by choos­ing to watch tele­vi­sion. A bet­ter, plain­er warn­ing might be some­thing along the lines of Please be aware that the pro­gram we’re about to present con­tains themes and scenes that are intend­ed for adult audi­ences only

THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH — This gam­bling metaphor is overused, espe­cial­ly as a head­line or part of a head­line. It has lost what­ev­er force or impor­tance it may have once con­veyed. For instance: “The stakes are too high for us not to act now on ________” (where ________ is a press­ing nation­al or inter­na­tion­al issue). Some­times “the stakes are too high” is used in con­junc­tion with “the most impor­tant elec­tion of our lives,” a pre­vi­ous­ly-ban­ished phrase. Telling some­one the stakes are incred­i­bly high prob­a­bly isn’t going to moti­vate them to vote or take action con­sid­er­ing they’ve been told that before. Let’s come up with more cre­ative ways to describe the grav­i­ty of events like the 2020 pres­i­den­tial elec­tion.

Pre­vi­ous­ly ban­ished by NPI:

2019

  • Spe­cial Snowflake
  • You Do You
  • Back-Break­ing
  • We Should Live With­in Our Means
  • She Shed
  • Please Lis­ten Care­ful­ly As Our Menu Has Changed

2018

  • Alter­na­tive Facts
  • Thoughts and Prayers
  • Zero Sum Game
  • Hive Mind
  • Woke
  • Not/Shouldn’t Be A Par­ti­san Issue

2017

  • Make Amer­i­ca Great Again/MAGA
  • Alt-Right
  • That Being Said
  • ____ Porn
  • Soft Tar­get

2016

  • Net­flix and Chill
  • Explo­sive Play
  • Chip In
  • Yuc­cie
  • Active, Flu­id Sit­u­a­tion

2015

  • Chip­py
  • (If You) Work Hard And Play By The Rules
  • Inter­net of Things
  • Pick Six
  • Phys­i­cal­i­ty
  • Boots On The Ground
  • Send A Mes­sage

2014

  • Amazeballs/Balls to the Wall
  • FOMO (Fear Of Miss­ing Out)
  • Presh
  • Debt Ceil­ing
  • Enti­tle­ments

2013

  • Adork­able
  • -GEDDON con­truct (e.g. Snow­maged­don)
  • Lit­er­al­ly
  • Mom­my Porn
  • Super­storm
  • Meh

2012

  • Guru
  • Some Would Say/Some Say
  • Job Cre­ator
  • Two-Thirds Major­i­ty
  • Let Me Be Per­fect­ly Clear
  • Offer Only Avail­able For A Lim­it­ed Time
  • Incen­tivize

2011

  • Your Call is Impor­tant To Us (an almost iden­ti­cal phrase was ban­ished by Lake Supe­ri­or State Uni­ver­si­ty in 1996)
  • Par­tial Zero Emis­sions Vehi­cle

Are there words you like to see ban­ished that aren’t on this year’s list – or LSSU’s all time list? If so, let us know in the com­ments. And Hap­py New Year!

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    # by Ivan Weiss :: January 12th, 2020 at 8:08 AM