Good to see that China has hired Sergeant Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes for public relations. (‘I know nothing! I see nothing!’) The People’s Liberation Army is liberating the world through censorship, cyber war and award-winning coal consumption.

— A New York Times reader from Verona, New Jersey, sarcastically commenting on a new report released by security firm Mandiant concluding that the Chinese military is almost certainly behind hundreds of cyberattacks on U.S. companies.