King of the wild Blackberry
Rep. Todd Akin, R-Mo. thinks escalation is a John Wayne movie or something. Well, a John Wayne movie where they have high technology:
Maybe the Alamo was a bad choice, history-wise, for the GOP, since um, Crockett and all the other defenders most likely died. It burns.
AKIN: Could you picture Davy Crockett at the Alamo looking at his Blackberry getting a message from Congress? “Davy Crockett, we support you. The only thing is we are not going to send any troops.” I’m sure that would really be impressive to Davy Crockett.In a breathtaking discovery, NPI has uncovered Crockett's actual text messages from the Battle of the Alamo:
F2F w/SA OMG SND more troops AEAP PLS SSINF IG2R ZzzzzzzChilling.
Maybe the Alamo was a bad choice, history-wise, for the GOP, since um, Crockett and all the other defenders most likely died. It burns.
