Palin's insights

As if the American people haven't had enough John McCain's 100 year war in Iraq, and his vocal stylings on "Bomb Iran", now his partner in crime, Sarah Palin, is suggesting the United States go to war with Russia.

As Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has unique insight into Russia.

Palin also said she had some “insight” into Russia because “they are our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska.”

Apparently the only substantial foreign policy experience one needs to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency is to look out across the horizon as far as one can see. Then, by some divine intervention (as I'm sure is the case with Palin), all knowledge on foreign policy is gained. Following this wondrous miracle, one becomes qualified to send troops out to implement "God's plan."

So hurry, for a limited time only, dial 1-800-GOP-2008 and for a contribution of your first born or the price of a barrel of oil (whichever is higher), they'll send you a pair of high-powered binoculars, so that you too can be a foreign policy expert. Quantities are limited, while supplies last, void where prohibited by law.