Mrs. McCabe urges hubby to boink subordinates

Emmett at Olympia Time notices this fantastic letter to the editor.

After reading The Olympian recently, I have asked my husband the next time he feels the urge to get involved in a political campaign if he could please think of his family and instead get drunk, have sex with a female subordinate in a stall in the women's restroom at a large public arena and, when the police are called in, resist arrest.

I'm urging this course of action since history shows he will receive more generous treatment on the editorial page of our hometown newspaper than if he pursued his interest in politics. He has kindly promised to consider this.

Susan McCabe, Olympia

Of course, BIAW chief Tom McCabe could also consider not being the biggest right-wing reactionary in the state. Maybe backing extremist judicial candidates and "property rights" initiatives is not the key to success in Washington politics. I have been wondering, though, just how hard Democratic legislators are going to laugh when they hear about proposed BIAW legislation. Is the proper response a guffaw, or more of a chortle?

The sex in the stall thing could be a winner, though. It's always nice to see public figures work on improving their image.

But remember, the Thurston County prosecutor who was arrested a few weeks ago during a Seahawks game was charged with trespassing for being in the women's restroom. So McCabe better be sure to do it in the men's restroom, but then his female subordinate would be arrested. Hmmm. I can't think of an obvious solution.

And as Emmett adds at the end of his post:

I would kindly suggest to the McCabes that when they choose a local arena for which to arrange sex between Tom and a female subordinate, they should choose Husky Stadium. At least one person should be enjoying themselves during a game.

Oh, drag the poor Huskies into it, that's cold. The Huskies actually completed a few passes last week. The BIAW-it's on its on own one yard line and it's fourth and twenty five. For the next two years, minimum. Maybe they should draft a new quarterback.