Categories: Humor & Satire

Back from the dead: Jim Diers assures friends he’s okay after his passing was mourned by Ed Murray

I’m getting inundated with messages asking if I am alive. Apparently, the mayor issued a press release mourning my death. I genuinely appreciate the mayor’s concern, but I want to assure you that I am very much alive. I returned from work in Ontario at 1:00 AM this morning, participated in a conference call at 6:00 AM, gave a talk in Tacoma, and am now preparing to teach my class at the UW tonight. I’m dead tired today, but otherwise, I’m feeling great! Thanks, everyone, for your concern, but I really don’t have any time for death.

— Former Seattle Neighborhoods Director Jim Diers, assuring his friends and family that he is alive and well. Seattle Mayor Ed Murray’s office put out a press release on Thursday afternoon mourning Diers after his staff got word that Diers had passed away. But they were misinformed. Yesterday, we lost in a good man in Joe Dear, formerly chief of staff to Gary Locke. Dear and Diers aren’t the same person.

Andrew Villeneuve

Andrew Villeneuve is the founder and executive director of the Northwest Progressive Institute, as well as the founder of NPI's sibling, the Northwest Progressive Foundation. He has worked to advance progressive causes for over two decades as a strategist, speaker, author, and organizer. Andrew is also a cybersecurity expert, a veteran facilitator, a delegate to the Washington State Democratic Central Committee, and a member of the Climate Reality Leadership Corps.

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