Tim Eyman frowns
Tim Eyman frowns at a press conference in Olympia (Photo: Andrew Villeneuve/NPI)

Dis­graced ini­tia­tive pro­mot­er Tim Eyman basi­cal­ly owns the front of this year’s gen­er­al elec­tion bal­lot, which will fea­ture an ini­tia­tive spon­sored by him (Ini­tia­tive 976), a ref­er­en­dum to rein­state an ini­tia­tive spon­sored by him (Ref­er­en­dum 88), and twelve of his waste­ful, decep­tive, and uncon­sti­tu­tion­al push polls.

But he’s not a hap­py man.

Why?

Well, for starters, he keeps los­ing skir­mish­es in his long-run­ning legal bat­tle with Attor­ney Gen­er­al Bob Fer­gu­son, who is try­ing to hold him account­able for his repeat­ed and will­ful vio­la­tions of Wash­ing­ton State’s pub­lic dis­clo­sure law.

And if that weren’t bad enough, Eyman’s income has been falling. Since the begin­ning of the year, his month­ly receipts have dropped significantly.

We don’t know the iden­ti­ties of all of Eyman’s bene­fac­tors, but we do know how much they’re col­lec­tive­ly giv­ing Eyman every month because he’s required to sub­mit reg­u­lar finan­cial reports to the Unit­ed States Bank­rupt­cy Court.

(Eyman filed for Chap­ter 11 late last year in an attempt to stall Bob Fer­gu­son’s cam­paign finance enforce­ment action against him, then tried to back out when that did­n’t work, but has been kept in bank­rupt­cy by Judge Marc Bar­reca.)

For Jan­u­ary of 2019, Eyman report­ed month­ly receipts of $29,626.16. Six months lat­er, for July of 2019, Eyman report­ed month­ly receipts of $7,984.08.

With his income hav­ing declined sub­stan­tial­ly, Eyman is now belat­ed­ly try­ing to cut his expens­es. He’s still liv­ing beyond his means, though, which is some­thing right wing can­di­dates and elect­ed offi­cials fre­quent­ly claim house­holds nev­er do.

In an attempt to boost his income, Eyman is ask­ing his fol­low­ers to take pity on him, telling them in an email today: “I’m get­ting the crap kicked out of me.”

What did he mean by that, since he’s been los­ing to Fer­gu­son in a court on a fre­quent basis? What just hap­pened to mer­it this woe-is-me email missive?

It turns out (and no, I’m not mak­ing this up) that Eyman’s feel­ings have been hurt by a few peo­ple who iden­ti­fy as right wing/conservative leav­ing com­ments on Face­book say­ing things like “Can’t stand him” and urg­ing Eyman to own his many “errors” (Eyman’s polit­i­cal his­to­ry is absolute­ly lit­tered with a slew of own goals.)

In an era (error?) of Trumpian insults, those are some pret­ty tame criticisms.

And yet con­sid­er the effect those tame crit­i­cisms seem to be hav­ing on poor Tim, who respond­ed with an eye-catch­ing whine that (nat­u­ral­ly) turned into a plea for mon­ey for him­self: “I’m get­ting the crap kicked out of me.”

No doubt you’re under a lot of stress, but if you can’t take the heat, Tim, then, for good­ness’ sake, why are you in the kitchen!?

You say you love pol­i­tics, you say you’ll nev­er quit push­ing destruc­tive ini­tia­tives that would wreck every­one’s qual­i­ty of life, includ­ing yours and your own fam­i­ly’s, you delight in call­ing Demo­c­ra­t­ic elect­ed offi­cials (and some­times Repub­li­can ones, too) nasty names and impugn­ing their motives. You’ve com­pared your­self and your fol­low­ers on more than occa­sion to “junk­yard dogs”.

But while you can dish out crit­i­cism with gus­to, you clear­ly can’t take it.

You are in so many ways like your idol Don­ald Trump.

You don’t deserve any­one’s pity, or their mon­ey. What you deserve is jus­tice — to be held account­able for your repeat­ed and will­ful lawbreaking.

About the author

Andrew Villeneuve is the founder and executive director of the Northwest Progressive Institute, as well as the founder of NPI's sibling, the Northwest Progressive Foundation. He has worked to advance progressive causes for over two decades as a strategist, speaker, author, and organizer. Andrew is also a cybersecurity expert, a veteran facilitator, a delegate to the Washington State Democratic Central Committee, and a member of the Climate Reality Leadership Corps.

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