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Friday, December 7, 2007

O'Reilly: Netroots are "devil worshippers"

This has to be the funniest thing he has ever said:
On Fox News Noise yesterday, Bill O’Reilly let loose on “far-left websites” like DailyKos, stating, “If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.” O’Reilly’s ombudsman responded, “As a journalist, you know better than that.” O’Reilly shot back: “Satan is running the DailyKos. Yes, he is!”
Apparently, that bit was supposed to be a joke:
At the end of the segment, O’Reilly said, “That was a little satire there...don’t get too upset about it.”
Or maybe not:
But he then added, “I still think they are satanists.”
So...why hasn't anybody told us about the dark rituals!? Is there something we should know about? (UPDATE: We just received a coded message from George Soros. All is clear now - we've got our instructions!)

Humor aside, perhaps a commenter on Think Progress said it best:
So, Bill thinks we worship the devil.

and Coulter says we are godless.

I’m so confused. Well at least the right wing is there to tell me how to think.
Another gem from DailyKos:
But our Hell run on solar energy. While we are burning in hell, we will do it with energy efficiency. No foreign oil is heating our Hell Fire and Brimstone.
This one was good too:
Are we communists or socialists or nazis? Billo cannot make up his mind...

...I am having an identity crisis as I do not whether to go to my Sacrifice a Virgin Prayer Meeting or stay home and read Stalinist literature.
These photoshopped images are also hilarious (the last one is supposed to be O'Reilly - in feline form, no less!)

Well, the foaming at the mouth continues. Is O'Reilly just delirious with hate, or is he truly insane? Either way, he's the biggest clown on television. I really feel sorry for people who watch his program and actually believe his fiction.


Anonymous Sarajane46th said...

The real satire was when the Ombudsman called O'Reilly a journalist. That dog won't hunt. Makes me miss Molly Ivans.

December 8, 2007 5:23 PM  
Blogger jjray said...

Papa Bear is our spiritual father. I wish to thank papa bear O'Reilly for alerting us to the evil that lurks in the leftist blogosphere. How could we have been so blind to it in the past?

December 9, 2007 10:32 AM  

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