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Monday, October 10, 2005

If you're a fan of Allan Prell...

Then you won't want to miss this:
Date: Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Time: 12:00 P.M.--High Noon
Location: Entercom Bldg. (KIR0 Radio) 1820 Eastlake Ave. East
Purpose: To Stand Around And Look Silly

12:00 P.M. -- Milling of mini-crowd, Passing out of signs (Each person up to a total of 20 receives five dollars for waving of sign--or bring your own crappy sign)
12:01 -- Allan Prell whines about being fired
12:02 -- Allan Prell chains himself to Entercom Building
12:02:30 -- Allan Prell casts off the chains of oppression
12:03 -- Mini-crowd shakes fists in righteous indignation (hoots and jeers permissible)
12:04 -- Ancient Tibetan Purification-of-the-Air Ceremony
12:05 -- Passing out of free food (limited supply)
12:06 -- Police arrive to break up the mini-crowd
12:07 -- Murmurings...Suggested mutterings:
“Boy, that was a big nothing.”
“I knew nobody would show up.”
“What a jerk.”
“I never did listen to him, and I sure won’t now.”
“Did you see how fat he is.”
“Hell, there wasn’t even any blood--the cops could have at least hit him over the head.”
“I’d have more fun at my own funeral.”
12:08--Everyone goes home depressed

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