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April Fools’ Day: Ten stories that look like pranks but aren’t The BBC offers a rundown of ten news stories that may sound like April
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The cold open for the March 28th episode of Saturday Night Live features the return of “The Rock” Obama, portrayed by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
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Republicans build full-scale replica of struggling Ohio town to train presidential hopefuls The Onion churns out another hit with a fake article claiming that the
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Must-watch TV: President Obama takes over The Colbert Report, delivers “The Decree” in character as Colbert (To Health in a Handbasket)
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KFC, Midas team up for much-anticipated crossover meal The Onion once again satirizes fast food… and product crossovers to boot.
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Desperate Republicans spotted in South Dakota trying to build Keystone XL themselves Republicans are so keen on doing TransCanda’s bidding that they have showed up
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CNN holds morning meeting to decide what viewers should panic about for rest of day The Onion has once again taken aim at Time Warner’s
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All thirty-two NFL logos… transformed for Halloween NFL humor and news blog Kissing Suzy Kolber has managed to transform every single NFL team logo into
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Please don’t vote: A message from the Republican Party This satirical video, created by The Young Turks, is a must-watch.
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New ruling allows candidates to campaign anonymously Satirizing the Supreme Court’s rulings in Corporations United and McCutcheon, as well as toothless enforcement by the Federal
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Singer Mark Donnelly proved the old adage that there are no mistakes (just great recoveries!) when he seamlessly continued to perform Canada’s national anthem prior
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Mary Poppins (Kristen Bell) is working for minimum wage, and really needs a raise.
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Nation’s cable companies announce they’re just going to take $100 from everyone The Onion has done it again, brilliantly satirizing America’s greedy and inefficient cable
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From The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Yankees fans think they’re booing a cardboard cutout of Seattle Mariners second baseman Robinson Cano – until the
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