The New Yorker: A floating MAGA rally washes up in New York Harbor

TRUMP FAN 1: “This is gonna be yuuuuuuge! ”

TRUMP FAN 2: “Does anyone know when the Trump chopper will be flying over?”

TRUMP FAN 3: “That would be epic! ”

TRUMP FAN 4: “Is there a boat where I can buy T-shirts?”

TRUMP FAN 5: “Get a Trump flag and wear it like a cape. Then you’d be like a superhero!”

TRUMP FAN 6: “If Joe Biden’s boat breaks down, don’t stop for him.”

TRUMP FAN 7: “I think I saw Hillary up front. Time for a keelhauling!”

TRUMP FAN 8 (To an F.D.N.Y. boat): “We’d love to see the water cannons!”

TRUMP FAN 1: “Unfortunately they can’t do that.”

TRUMP FAN 8: “Yeah, but they did it for the gay-pride parade!”

— Excerpts from radio chatter between Trump fans on the Hudson River (The New Yorker: A floating MAGA rally washes up in New York Harbor)