TRUMP FAN 1: “This is gonna be yuuuuuuge! ”
TRUMP FAN 2: “Does anyone know when the Trump chopper will be flying over?”
TRUMP FAN 3: “That would be epic! ”
TRUMP FAN 4: “Is there a boat where I can buy T-shirts?”
TRUMP FAN 5: “Get a Trump flag and wear it like a cape. Then you’d be like a superhero!”
TRUMP FAN 6: “If Joe Biden’s boat breaks down, don’t stop for him.”
TRUMP FAN 7: “I think I saw Hillary up front. Time for a keelhauling!”
TRUMP FAN 8 (To an F.D.N.Y. boat): “We’d love to see the water cannons!”
TRUMP FAN 1: “Unfortunately they can’t do that.”
TRUMP FAN 8: “Yeah, but they did it for the gay-pride parade!”
— Excerpts from radio chatter between Trump fans on the Hudson River (The New Yorker: A floating MAGA rally washes up in New York Harbor)