John McCain Gets By With A Little Help From His Friends

If you've heard any speech John McCain has given, you'll know that he seems to have a lot of friends. Everywhere he goes, Senator McCain is constantly referring to "my friends" as he addresses the audience.

It seems that John may have forgotten to submit a statement for the Oregon voter's pamphlet for the state's upcoming primary, so his friends at the Democratic Party of Oregon kindly provided one for him. After all, what are friends for?