In Brief - May 3rd, 2007
Here is today's quick news digest:
- Republican presidential candidates are unsure what to say publicly about "President" Bush. Apparently "You Suck" is too restrictive.
- Bush renews his "Al Qaeda = Iraq" speeches today. Apparently hoping for the good old days when everyone bought boxes of bottled water, sat at home, and cried all day.
- Immigration rallies were held today across the country. In Washington, the rallies went on without incident. Elsewhere, in Los Angeles, the LAPD decided to "enforce" the law by using batons and rubber bullets in place of Miranda rights.
- Bush, having failed as president, is now "The Commander Guy."
- Former army generals express outrage over the Bush's veto on Monday. For their eloquent Bush bashing, visit the National Security Network.