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Friday, April 13, 2007

All your Soros belong to us

I have a confession. George Soros pays everyone. Every single progressive blog is awash in Soros money. Every Democratic candidate, every elected official, every non-Fox Noise reporter, and the school lunch staff are all being paid off.

Another confession: I'm not actually in the Pacific Northwest, I was just assigned the region at a secret George Soros meeting here on the French Riviera. After I get done blogging I get in my speedboat and hang out with models.

While models are often accused of being less than brainy, the ones here are fairly smart. Just today one of them told me that Matt Drudge just makes stuff up. N'est-ce pas?

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