Unofficial Giuliani Second Life HQ now open

Naturally, The General is in command.

"If you see someone on the dance floor you like, you can avoid committing fornication by popping over to the marriage station in the corner and teleporting to The Church of Elvis, Second Life for a quickie wedding," Homewood explains, "After that, you and your new spouse can celebrate your honeymoon at the Giuliani Defense of Marriage Matrimonial Relations Center located in the curtained area near the dance floor."

Conveniently, there's a nearby expedited divorce station as well.

Good grief.