Proof of climate change for conservatives
Obviously global warming has been proven yesterday beyond all doubt.
Global warming is not real when making a sandwich standing in front of the open fridge; conversely, heating fish sticks tends to increase the reality of global warming.
Lukewarm tomato confit on shaved fennel ice salad will cause conservatives to sit in a corner and weep, so give them a hot dog instead. But serve it cold.
Summer arrived today, briefly, as unseasonably warm temperatures reached into the 70s in places and broke several records, The National Weather Service reported.It is being refuted today, with rain and clouds, and will be further refuted next winter, when it will be cold. It will also be refuted at night, when it's not as warm.
Global warming is not real when making a sandwich standing in front of the open fridge; conversely, heating fish sticks tends to increase the reality of global warming.
Lukewarm tomato confit on shaved fennel ice salad will cause conservatives to sit in a corner and weep, so give them a hot dog instead. But serve it cold.
