Nothing but the wind
Via The General comes the Conservapedia entry on Fox Noise Channel:
Boy, this Conservapedia sure is a valuable source of information. I bet they cover all sorts of topics.
Let's see how global climate change is going today at Conservapedia:
The liquid mash that was conservatism is draining into one giant puddle of mass stupidity. The weaker minds are clearly snapping. If you listen carefully you can hear them ring out, like twigs in an ice storm. An occasional transformer flare, and then nothing but the wind.
Tomorrow's forecast: a partial refutation of global warming, breezy and wet, with highs in the Unitarian-Universalist range at the valley floor, more agnostic in higher elevations. Chance of salvation 25%.
Fox News has dominated the ratings of other cable news shows-many Fox News hosts believe this is because they show both sides of the issues and refuse to "pile on" George W. Bush or the Iraq War despite its popularity among liberal agents in the media. Frequently, Fox News will report on "good news" from Iraq, such as new schools being built and new roads being built-while putting the suicide bombings in context of the broader war on terrorism.So they demonstrate their independence by giving George W. Bush favorable treatment, which led to Tony Snow being named press secretary, and this proves that they are fair. Or something.
In 2005 the White House selected Tony Snow from Fox News to be the new White House press secretary.[3]
Boy, this Conservapedia sure is a valuable source of information. I bet they cover all sorts of topics.
Let's see how global climate change is going today at Conservapedia:
Also, these scientists are mostly liberal athiests, untroubled by the hubris that man can destroy the Earth which God gave him.[5]But...but...but...but...I thought the Ruskies were the liberal atheists who were going to blow up the whole world, and that's why St. Ronnie made the magical pony defense shield! He just didn't think to make it work against box cutters.
The liquid mash that was conservatism is draining into one giant puddle of mass stupidity. The weaker minds are clearly snapping. If you listen carefully you can hear them ring out, like twigs in an ice storm. An occasional transformer flare, and then nothing but the wind.
Tomorrow's forecast: a partial refutation of global warming, breezy and wet, with highs in the Unitarian-Universalist range at the valley floor, more agnostic in higher elevations. Chance of salvation 25%.
