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Monday, December 11, 2006

L. Ron made me post this

Ok, I'm trying not to read/listen to the Invasion of the War of the Worlds of Christmas Assault on Sea-Tac Airport, but in order to do that one would have to hermetically seal one's self off from the world for the next few days.

Which sounds ok, but now and then actual policy issues break out regarding education and such (see the previous post). I'm not having much luck. Last I checked there were about 479 stories about the victimized Christmas trees on Google News, more than were listed about the Iraq Study Group.

So here's my demand:

Either the Port of Seattle puts a volcano by the Christmas trees by the menorah, or I'm filing a lawsuit. My attorney will arrive by spacecraft tomorrow evening. And she knows Xenu personally.

Finally, I say what Dan Savage said, who said what Atrios said.

'Nuff already.

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