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Monday, November 27, 2006

NPI to refer to NBC News workers as "journalists"

Today we at NPI wish to make an important announcement. Beginning now we will start referring to NBC News workers as "journalists," a title they relinquished during the last five years, especially in the months before the invasion of Iraq.

Analysts predict the move will cause other ex-journalists to compete to regain the formerly respected title by refusing to use Orwellian administration terms. The change comes after NBC News announced it will call things what they are.

Other terms on the chopping block, according to industry sources, include "private retirement account," "pro-life" and "fiscal conservative."

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