Hastert scared of "Mom"

Hey, Mr. Hastert: Halloween will be here before you know it. Boo!

He (Hastert) went on to suggest that operatives aligned with former President Bill Clinton knew about the allegations and were perhaps behind the disclosures in the closing weeks before the Nov. 7 midterm elections, but he offered no hard proof.

So the big, tough Republicans are scared of the puny old Democrats? But aren't the Democrats afraid of the Islamofascists? How can the big tough Republicans play "Daddy" and protect us if they're scared of "Mom?" Be sure to check under your bed for MoveOns, Hastert, they can rip your lungs out.